UNSTARCHED AND SHAMELESS VALENTINE'S DAY GIFTS

Horse-riding the arid road to the final finding: the perfect Valentine's day gift either for her him (and to be politically correct for himher or shehim) we scouted some stores in search of the perfect un-returnable object of desire (because the seller won't accept returns). The perfect offering that will guarantee a night of enjoyment and wild sex with the loved one or something of that sort.

We found this minaudiere (it is not a bad word in French) hand beaded and spectacular, vintage, casual and ultimately divine that will make her shake off her bra in awe while asking herself  "Is it possible that a guy with such chic taste be straight?"

We also discovered this pair of silver napkin rings, available also through the internet. They are quite affordable and they speak of  good upbringing and table manners. You can always whisper to her with watery eyes that they were given to you by your beloved aunt Lady Malborough before she passed. Actually they were from aunt Sally who died from Malboro smoke inhalation inside her trailer but nobody will know.



But, if you want to give her the perfect gift for yourself...you rascal...the gift that will give you an exact idea of what she is planning for any given evening without the embarrassing asking and guessing to finally end up sleeping on your side of the bed...and without the right answer... try this explicit but at the same time subtle roadside  sign warning. An embroidered pillow with the magic words.